18 Period Jokes You’ll Only Find Funny If You Truly Despise Your Uterus

31 March 2017, 22:34 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09

*Me talking to my uterus*: hoe don’t do it.

Periods are…bad. There. I said it. But we can all find humor in adversity, right? If you’ve ever experienced the adversity of having a uterus that just won’t quit, you might find solace in these jokes.

 

1) Oh my God

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2) When you notice subtle changes in your personality…

2) Let me eat cake.

http://craftymcclever.tumblr.com/post/90974114962/greatest-man-that-ever-lived

3) School on your period be like…

4) This is so accurate I’m weeping.

http://harpypizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/147823993630/being-a-menstruating-human-is-the-fucking-worst

5) When you start realizing things.

https://pnaudin.tumblr.com/post/154118090232/i-think-its-interesting-how-tampons-and-pads-are

6) Also, this woman who is dead now. RIP.

7) When a 12 year old sums it up better than you ever could.

8) Waking up with cramps just really be like…

9) Blood sisters.

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10) Tyler learned a very important lesson that day.

https://itsnotjustpms.tumblr.com/post/155491294565

11) When you’re on your period and you have to apologize to someone.

12) Even the little things set you off.

http://kwoncept.tumblr.com/post/154853459043/when-youre-on-your-period-and-your-friend-just

13) A LITTLE JULIUS CAESAR HUMOR FOR THE GALS.

https://mebbeoncemebbetwice.tumblr.com/post/158445413934/me-starting-my-period-on-the-ides-of-march-et

 

14) ;___; yeah.

15) Not as sorry as you’re gonna be 🙂

https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/155427441824/uterus-ok-its-taken-me-a-month-but-im-finally

16) ALWAYS.

http://natforprez.tumblr.com/post/154651002185/me-vs-my-period

17) Yup, I’m fine.

18) If men had periods.

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