10 February 2017, 15:29 | Updated: 8 May 2017, 17:09
Beauty and the Beast who shall not be named.
Not once when we were watching Harry Potter did we think that the franchise was missing a heartwarming Voldemort-centric love story. But clearly, PistolShrimps on YouTube did because they’ve just created a “romantic” mashup of Lord Voldemort and Belle from Beauty and the Beast and it will 100% make you want to throw up in your mouth.
The trailer features clips from both Harry Potter and the upcoming Beauty and the Beast live-action movie, each edited to fit the narrative of the Disney classic. And it’s SO well edited that you’re going to be hard pressed to imagine this wasn’t the original storyline in the first place.
Are you ready to see it in all it’s hideous glory? Once you click play, you’ll never be able to unsee it ever again. Every time you shut your eyes at night, you’ll see Belle and Voldemort together, frolicking in the snow. Ok, well… if you’re sure, watch the trailer below.
Told you. Never in our lives did we think we would have to watch Belle (or is it just Hermione on a gap year in France?) fall in love with the Dark Lord himself and yet here we are.
Oh my god, where is Hermione with the Obliviate charm when you need her?
Warner Bros. / via giphy.com