8 December 2017, 13:32
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had garlic bread?
Okay, let’s get this out of the way. Sex is cool.
Twitter’s new favourite meme is taking over and reminding us of all the things that might actually be better than sex. Despite sex being quite good, we can’t say we disagree with most of these.
1) Like, what if someone understood your internet joke?
yeah sex is cool but have you ever made a vine reference and someone made one back
— (@jadepjk) December 6, 2017
2) Or doing this, which is definitely better than sex.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever laid in your robe for 3 hours after a shower
— ryan (@yeetztweetz) December 5, 2017
3) Alright alright alright
Yeah sex is cool but what’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold. I can’t hear ya. I say what’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold. Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
— jax frost (@jaxonmalcolm) December 3, 2017
4) And, I mean, does anything beat emotional support?
yeah sex is cool but have you ever received emotional support from a like minded individual who wants to be a part of your growth and development.
— LEAN (@lowkeylean) December 7, 2017
5) ok, but have you?
yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever listened to the same song on repeat as you look up at the ceiling feeling dead inside
— Matthew Lushmas (@MatthewLush) December 7, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever deprived yourself of sleep every night contemplating life as time passes you by while you have an existential crisis as you slowly die inside more and more each night
— Feliz Navidaddy (@SavinTheBees) December 5, 2017
7) heard of it?
yeah sex is cool but haven’t u people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
— dustin taylor stout (@dustinstout) December 6, 2017
8) Facts only, b
Yeah sex is cool but have you tried closing all your reference tabs on the internet after finishing an essay ????
— virg (@virginiareddss) November 29, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever listened to someone you love talk about something they’re super passionate about and see their eyes start slowly to sparkle as they get excited abouT it and youR heart grows like ten times bigger
— Aysia (@AysiaKiana) November 28, 2017
10) this feeling
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had someone reply to your sarcasm with better sarcasm
— Greg Sheffer (@gsheffr) December 5, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever ignored all your responsibilities and gone to bed?
— jolly tweeterman (@__JonathanJay) December 8, 2017
12) Aaaand, sometimes sex is just cool.
Yeah sex is cool but yeah sex is fucking cool
— tommy wiseau (@Mickfllyyy) December 1, 2017
13) But, pretty much nothing (least of all sex) beats garlic bread.
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 28, 2015